Intelligence Is A Pre-Existing Condition

History was made this week with the passage of the major healthcare reform bill in Congress, which was then signed into law by President Obama.  It’s final.  It’s done.  It’s over.  There.  Can we stop fucking talking about it?  Apparently not.

Since the House of Representatives passed the bill Sunday night, my Facebook page has been bombarded with people either praising the bill as a wondrous step forward in progressive ideals, or lambasting it as a complete socialist takeover and a precursor to the ultimate destruction of everything happy.  I’m tired of reading all these people’s reactions.  I’m a young guy in my early 20s.  Most of my Facebook friends chiming in on the issue are also young people in their early 20s or younger.  If you happen to be one of those people reading this, please take to heart the following sentence:


This isn’t just my opinion, either.  I’ve had to deal with it in my stand-up (which really sucks because the stuff I wrote about in this blog entry is the stuff I REALLY want to talk about onstage and be taken seriously about it).  People just don’t care what young people think because young people don’t know hardly anything.  In fact, if you’re under 25, your opinion in general simply doesn’t matter.  Gee, healthcare reform passed?  Let’s go to the Facebook feed to find out what 19-year-old TJ in Nashville thinks: “Dude, healthcare reform is bullshit—socialist takeover BADURPADURPADURP!”

First of all, any political opinion that begins with the word, “dude,” is shorthand for, “I don’t know what the fuck I’m talking about.” Secondly, again, no one cares what you think.  That’s why you never see young people on the news.  Wolf Blitzer is never going to say, “And now for some insight from our youth correspondent, please welcome to The Situation Room: Snooki!” C’mon.  Besides, who could honestly know more about healthcare reform than a bunch of teenagers who haven’t even started drinking yet?  Shut up.  Especially if you’re one of those teenage girls who is complaining that the healthcare bill is causing a 10% tax hike for indoor tanning salons.  Think about it: by the time you have full-blown skin cancer, you’ll have the health insurance to cover for it, so pay the extra $5 a session, you plastic carrots.

Now, that said, I’m gonna completely undermine everything I just wrote by offering my own opinion.  Hey, it’s my blog—I’ll break my own rules if I want.  If you don’t like it, go start your own blog.

I’m glad the healthcare reform bill passed.  I personally wish they still kept in the public option, but that’s beside the point—I’m glad it passed for one major reason: to help keep the private insurance companies from screwing us even more than they already are.  Because that’s all they do at this point.  They’re not interested in helping people.  They just want to make as much profit as possible, and they will go to whatever means necessary to NOT do what they are actually there to do.  Case in point: pre-existing conditions.

If you have a pre-existing condition, the insurance companies can deny you coverage.  Which is amazing to me.  These are the people who need it most, and thankfully the new healthcare bill will put an end to this (at least in children).  This problem had been getting completely out of control.  Insurance companies were denying people for having pre-existing conditions, which isn’t fair to begin with, but what made it worse was that the insurance companies then started stretching their definitions of pre-existing conditions to the point of absurdity.  Pregnant women could be denied coverage because they were pregnant.  People could be denied coverage because they were intending to adopt. (For the record, I’m not making either of those examples up.  Look it up, it’s out there.)

It’s amazing to me.  The insurance industry is the only industry I can think of that would actively think of ridiculous excuses to NOT do what they’re supposed to do.  It’s like if your house was on fire, and you called the fire department, and the guy on the other line said, “I dunno if we can come out there.  Did you own a cat?”

“Yes,” you say.
“Sorry, that falls under our list of pre-existing conditions.”
“What?!  How does owning a cat prevent you guys from putting out my fire?!”
“Well, cats are highly flammable.  We can’t help you.  Sorry.”

Regardless, that problem should hopefully start to become less severe in the coming years.  At the same time, other problems seem to be getting worse as the days go by.  Since the bill passed, many on the crazy fringe section of the folks opposed to healthcare are going BERSERK.  Death threats, acts of vandalism, rhetoric that gets more and more violent by the sentence—it’s become pandemonium.  I keep seeing more and more talk about revolution and the use of brute force including that of firearms.  There are even a few random psychos on the internet talking about assassinating President Obama—it is INSANE.

All of this stuff actually got me thinking about the gun laws in this country.  I’m not a fan of guns in the first place and I definitely think, given the way some people on the right are acting, it’s time to consider taking measures for increased gun control.  Of course, pro-gun people sometimes defend their stance by saying things like, “Guns don’t kill people.  People do.”

I know.  Especially if those people HAVE FUCKING GUNS.

In the end, though, I don’t know why everyone even goes out of their way to react to the issue.  From the uninformed teenagers to the wackaloons, they’re all wasting their time.  I wasted my time writing this, and you wasted your time reading it.  I’m sick of people talking about healthcare reform.  I’m sick of people talking about mostly anything regarding politics.  Our current political system is bullshit anyway.  It’s ruled by two parties who are wholly unintelligent, while trying to solve unbelievably complex problems.  It’s like Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift playing chess:

It doesn’t matter whose side you’re on, or whose moves you think are better for America, because in the end: they’re both fucking retarded.

Until next time,



2 responses to “Intelligence Is A Pre-Existing Condition

  1. I love that you are putting your heart out there young jedi, however you must walk the( path it holds many secrets learned through individual perspective) to be taken seriously at any level genius or idiot, second pleas understand this above all thinking and logic ,take this in and hold it in your minds eye forever and share this knowledge with wise people and you will be cast out or lavishly adored, again perspective is key:The integrity of your government has been compromised again and again over hundred’s of years and re-tooled fore nothing but control of the worker bees , they don’t give one shit if women and children die from lack of money, we are her to support the royal elite and not take up any real money, the royal elite has its own children to take there roles as the future leaders in the US we are not allowed in ever , you are sadly just a slave in every sense you cannot do anything without (there)money or say so you will be tax’d fined jail d killd before you get (there)money or stand up to them. eat the food you are provided with, watch the T.V. shows you are provided with, believe what you are told directly or indirectly or you will be punished in any of a thousand ways my friend, we have been easily conditioned to be stupid followers, sorry thats what I have found on the path of years of research and interviews and logical conjecture. we’r fuck’d until all the masters are removed from power and the example be made by capital treason laws! Now about guns that is part of the freedom process without guns we will be screwed much much sooner by the masters you think care about you , never will we have 100% perfect society but guns play a big big part of this life and should NEVER be villainizd by slaves as this may one day be all the say so you really have or ever will have for that matter as voting is one thing we are conditioned to think makes a shit’n bit of dif, it dos not they place figure heads as temps. The guns no matter any ones opinion about them they are too important to get rid of without them your great grandparents would of been enslaved by whomever ruled over them in there time and you would be eating cardboard and working 16 hours fore nothing like your great grandchildren will be if we get rid of guns.Back in great grand parent times the elite still had much to learn but today have mastered there dark craft and guns are the big hiccup in all that, love em or hate em we need em.And this thing has been going on way before electricity,and every one is a fucken expert and that shit clouds the real info that people need, this info Im sharing is how it REALLY is! Fore a brief period America was in good shape but at certain points in the development the masters must act to keep the machine in there control and get whatever money n power they can fore the next step.See what Michael Moore has on the burner these days. builderbergs, trilateral comity, Illuminati. google them and after about a year you may have something real to say keep it up though and do some math how long you live, how much you earn how much gos into some kind or another tax and interest medical expense gas, living, legal fees IRS and also the federal reserve is a private company just calling itself Fedrall, not much money in our pocket is there ,life suck because thats a slaves life , we work our lives away and bitch about a one cent tax hike ! If the gov took only what is required to function we would need only work 4 thats 4 hours a day 5 days a week!!!! with free health care ta boot! the rest is stolen and legally plundered from us my fellow slave. good luck and keep thinking outside the box…ps this beast of burden life style we live, is the “mark of the beast” its on our head and on our hand and you cannot purchase anything without it….Revalations.

    • Thanks for reading and for the kind words. I’m clearly not as disconnected from the machine as you are (and that’s not meant as an insult in any way), but I’m certainly aware of the machine and its ulterior motives. We can agree on that.

      Keep fighting the good fight, sir.


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